
Why does it take one minute and forty-five seconds to cook a Hot Pocket, but only ten seconds to turn a Pop-tart into a molten mass of scalding sugar?
Better question: Why am I eating Pop-tarts and Hot Pockets?
Dustin Eaton's dispatches from the six realms of samsara.
That's a pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket, which you don't eat!
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